Why Canoes are Better than People
Canoes don't think it's weird when you need to be alone.
Canoes don't care if you don't want to spend every minute of every day with them.
Canoes let you be in whatever mood you want to be in, for as long as you need to be in it.
You can be alone with a canoe.
Canoes don't up and leave you.
You don't have to pretend with a canoe. Anything you are is good enough.
You can't hurt a canoe's feelings.
You can't screw up a canoe's life.
Canoes don't screw up your life.
Canoes don't expect you to do stuff you're not smart enough to do.
Canoes don't ask more of you than you can give.
Canoes know how to be quiet.
Canoes don't rock the boat.
Canoes are an aid to thinking - people aren't.
Canoes don't force you to make decisions you don't want to or can't make.
Canoes go with the flow.
Canoes leave you alone when you need to be left alone and don't always ask how you are in a concerned tone of voice.
Canoes don't make me feel inferior - they let me feel real.
Canoes don't blow up buildings or throw trash into lakes.
Canoes are as shy as I am.
Canoes never fall off their pedestals.
Canoes don't tell you how to run your life or how you should feel or how you should do anything.
I fit in with canoes.
Canoes are forgiving and tolerant.
Canoes are one with the world and let you come along for the ride.
Canoes are slow and steady.
Canoes are asocial, too.
Canoes let you be whatever mental ages you are, all at the same time - you can be 5 and 125 simultaneously in a canoe.
Canoes don't give a rip whether or not you conform.
Canoes think cut-offs, T-shirts, and bare feet are ALWAYS the most appropriate attire.
Canoes think it makes sense to talk to species other than your own or even to non-species.
Canoes understand God.
Canoes know how to listen to the silence of the world.
Canoes know how to listen to my silence.
Canoes are comforting and comfortable.
Canoes don't try to categorize you.
Canoes act as a resonating chamber for your dreams - people stifle them with pragmatism.
Canoes don't know how to use telephones.
Canoes can get you away - unfortunately they always bring you back. So far anyway. Someday maybe it won't make me come back.
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| Tyler II |
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