Friday, September 23, 2011

These I believe...

  1. Businesses and insurance companies sending Christmas cards doesn't induce anyone with a brain to buy their products. (Let me know if I'm wrong about this.) Yet another waste of resources.
  2. Leaf-blowers and hoses weren't created to deal with leaves (well, maybe they were, but they shouldn't have been); rakes and brooms were.
  3. Challenge is highly over-rated.
  4. I propose the following for the 2012 election: Republicans support the position that the world is flat; Democrats support the position that the world is a pyramid; independents - you have the cylinder. Whoever wins the election is right, and all textbooks will be rewritten to support the new order.
  5. The losses of true darkness and true silence have had a major detrimental impact on our individual and collective psyches.
  6. Turning on your turn signal after you've slowed down or changed lanes is too late!
  7. We should not be wiping our butts with virgin forest.
  8. We should not be flushing our toilets with some of the cleanest drinking water in the world.
  9. A politician's job is to govern even if it means he/she won't be re-elected.
  10. Hawaii 5-0 is not Hawaii 5-0 without Jack Lord. Period. End of discussion.
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